"I went on a date and I get nervous when I date. I get very nervous. I went on this date and we went out to dinner and all these things then I took her home and she went inside, and then I farted for the rest of my life."-Louis C.K.

I'm the only non white guy in the suits.

 

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?



WHAT THE FUCK????

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK????

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

I wonder

ssapct:

If she know how beautiful she is. If she knows how amazing her voice sounds to me. Does she know that seeing her makes me weak? I want to see her every minute of every day. I wanna talk to her 24/7. She’s perfection.

anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn't know how to cook

western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person

bogleech:

THIS IS AN ENTIRE BLOG OF GUITARS PHOTOSHOPPED INTO SLUGS.
WE FOUND THE PURPOSE OF THE INTERNET.

bogleech:

THIS IS AN ENTIRE BLOG OF GUITARS PHOTOSHOPPED INTO SLUGS.

WE FOUND THE PURPOSE OF THE INTERNET.

(Source: slugsolos)