"I went on a date and I get nervous when I date. I get very nervous. I went on this date and we went out to dinner and all these things then I took her home and she went inside, and then I farted for the rest of my life."-Louis C.K.
I'm the only non white guy in the suits.
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
but I know I will because my memory is horrible and it’s just going to get worse with age
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board